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    11班笑话专辑(不断更新中)~~~

    吾班作为初三的实验班,以将“苦中作乐”之功修炼到家,因此记录下来,以供一乐

     

    人物介绍:

    唐僧夫人(老班):唐僧已经够罗嗦了吧?唐僧的夫人(虽说娱乐圈并没有传出唐僧还俗的消息)……各位可想而知……

    胖洪(物理老师):最“可爱”老师之一,每次布置作业时就笑得贼灿烂,酷爱用方言讲课,因此枯燥的物理课变得很搞笑。

    牛魔王(语文老师):上课充满激情,牛气冲天,生气时偶尔会来一个“河东牛吼”……

    狮子王(数学老师):一位看上去很温和的老师,以拖堂而闻名全校

    Miss刘(化学老师):最最可爱的老师,常常语出惊人的说~~~

    芭拉熊(在下):爱以天才自居,却常常考不过袋鼠(气愤ing)偶尔自恋一下下(∩_∩)

    袋鼠:“五巨头”成员之一,好奇宝宝,极其BT,多动,最爱有事没事摔个跟头,以显示其稚嫩……

    猩猩:“五巨头”成员之一,疑似曾经被硫酸毁容,酷爱唱歌(特别是在厕所),因此传说吾校厕所闹鬼……

    小强:“五巨头”成员之一,身材庞大却爱装可爱,高音飚得一级棒

    帅康:物理奇才,英语却烂得有点对不起我这个英语课代表

    侉子:班花,常常出糗丢人,猩猩暗恋3年的对象……

    注:“五巨头”乃吾班5BT男的组合

     

    经典语录:

    经典语录之胖洪篇:

    1.“这个电阻值你怎么能取大的呢?应该取(娶)小的,我就喜欢取(娶)小的,取(娶)小的多好啊……”这个。。。老色狼唉。。。。

    2.“告诉你们哦,我不是一般人(扩充一下,我一般不是人,我一般起来不是人)……”

    3.“介个凸特镜啊,死莴苣等鱼下距滴死后……”您能猜出他在讲什么么?

    4.“有滴同下(学)选C,你们在想什泥(么)心思吗?啊?怎么能续(选)C呢?应该徐(选)第洒(3)沟(个)……”请问C是排老二吗?

     

    经典语录之Miss刘篇:

    1.“我真想扁死你!!!”好怕怕哦~~~~

    2.“再烦我就把你扔出去斩了!!!”

    3.“你要是能……你就能拿诺贝尔奖了……”据悉袋鼠同学已大概能拿十来个诺贝尔奖了……

     

    经典语录之袋鼠篇:

    1.  袋鼠:唉,你是不是女生啊?那么凶!!!

            芭拉熊:你才不是女生呢!!

            袋鼠:我本来就不是女生……

            @#&%#*&$$*^

    2.  学习《朝花夕拾(阿长篇)》时,读到一句“只记得她说过什么姑娘,是什么姑娘我倒忘了……”

       某袋鼠不假思索,大吼道:“花姑娘!!”

     

    经典语录之帅康篇:

    1,芭拉熊:“请帅康同学翻译一下I’ll put it up.

    帅康:“我挂了。”我也挂了。。。。彻底无语。。。。

    3.  芭拉熊:“今天的回家作业我全做好了哦~~~~

     帅康:“哇,我是你的face(fans)……

    @#%&$@^&%^

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    你这个人哦(暂且算是吧),怎么可以这个样子呢,那个“花姑娘”又不是袋鼠想起来的,前一篇课文有人提醒的嘛,怎么可以把人家五巨头说成那个样子呢。气愤ing…………………………
    9 Mar.

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